Reglas por mi hijo

27. Learn another language fluently… You know, so that you can write grammatically correct blogs to your own unborn hijos.

28. T.A.M. Travel like a mothafucka! Most classrooms will offer you knowledge, but travel (when done correctly) will educate you. If you want to put off college to travel, I’ll buy you a toothbrush holder and wave profusely from the security gate.

(28.5) Just like there’s a difference between knowledge and education, there’s also a difference between travel and vacation. Please note that my toothbrush offer is invalid for destinations such as Cancun.

29. Ambition is important, baby, but not as much as follow through.

30. Longanisa should not be consumed within 24 hours of a hot date or job interview. Absolutely no exceptions!